Nothing is worse than biting into a footlong and feeling it coat your chin and shirt in that slimy discount mayo they smother all over a perfectly good sammich. I've complained. Once I even got a coupon for a free sandwich. But it never occurred to me that there might be a higher authority to whom I could voice my complaints.
I must not be nearly as clever as Reginald Peterson, the 42-year-old Florida man who became so angry with Subway's Sandwich Artists that he did take his complaints to a higher authority.
He dialed 911.
Then he dialed again when police didn't show up fast enough.
Then he got arrested for placing false 911 calls.
Peterson was not willing to compromise. His sandwich needed a police escort to be made correctly and he wasn't leaving until that's exactly what happened... or until police handcuffed him and threw him in a squad car.
Oh well, maybe the sous chefs down at County will be more attentive to the way old Reggie likes his sandwich made.
(Reginald Peterson's mug shot pictured above)
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