Money isn’t everything, right? That’s what rich people say. Or people who write for Disney Channel, who are paid in packs of gum. Or people who consider themselves modern age philosophers but are really just quoting things off some internet database.
Sometimes…other things…can be substituted for money. Not legally, of course. After finishing a $10 meal at Denny’s (a crime in itself), a man he realized he was $9 short of the bill. Not a problem, though, because he remembered his emergency bag of marijuana. Shockingly, the cashier wouldn’t accept this as payment. He then proceeded to hawk his wares to everyone else on their 2 am Denny’s run, according to Digital Journal.
