Not A Creature Was Stealing

Monday, December 24th, 2012 • Filed under Other

There is a huge spike in donation around Christmastime, but shouldn’t we be generous all year? Of course, but maybe it’s a good thing we’re not.

Why? A man in Ontario (this was probably Canada’s most violent crime of the year) thought it’d be a good idea to steal some clothes from a Salvation Army bin at 2:30 am. Fortunately, he got stuck, with only his legs sticking out. According to The Star, policeman came by to get rid of the nuisance and deliver the clothing to the proper place.

Merry Christmas, everyone, hope it’s not too dumb!

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Denim Demon

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate who does our laundry. Whether it’s your mother (sigh), your wife (okay…), or yourself (congratulations!). Maybe we even need a documentary on laundry-doers through the years…first in a river, then in a Laundromat.  *shudder*

Here’s one story that would definitely be featured. A man in Massachusetts became furious after his girlfriend received a text message from another male. He dropped her off at her house, then sent a text message threatening harm to a $200 pair of jeans. According to Huffington Post, the concerned girlfriend drove back to his house to find him standing in the front yard holding the pants, now covered in wasabi sauce. He ended up throwing them in her face and attempting to take her cell phone. Silly boyfriend, pants are for legs.

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My Heart Will Go On

Sunday, September 9th, 2012 • Filed under Cars, Technology

How far would you go for love? For those of you Jacks and Roses out there, you probably know no limit. But for any Jacks and Megs, your love probably comes second to that of your instruments or saltines.

How about the 13 year olds on Xbox? One in particular was so enamored that she stole her brother’s car and mother’s debit card in preparation for a trek from Texas to Tennessee. This was after her Xbox, the means of communication with her “boyfriend”, had been confiscated. According to Scallywag And Vagabond, her father picked her up halfway through the trip and then even drove her the rest of the way. Sounds like agape to me.

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