I believe I speak for all straight females when I say the scariest thing about Halloween is probably the lack of fabric worn on this day every year. “A bikini and mouse ears? You’re a mouse. A bikini and glasses? Soooo nerdy. A bikini and fangs? You’re Edward Cullen!”
A prison in Washington recently became the central spot for this kind of sartorial shenanigans. Apparently, somebody was troubled that the inmates were sitting around with nothing to do. To solve this “problem”, the prisoners were entrusted with the task of sewing uniforms for the guards. Now, how could that possibly go wrong? According to Seattle Weekly, officials started receiving complaints about the outfits being too tight in places and too loose in others, as well as zippers and buttons breaking off. The makeshift sexiness was to excite the lonely criminals, we presume. Next time, hire a jail full of tailors.
