Just like anyone would, when his lawnmower began to act up he assumed the time had come. Call it the Apocalypse. Call it the Rise of the Machines. Call it running out of gas. Whatever it was, Keith was ready for it.
He pulled out his illegally-short-barrelled shotgun and blew that motherfucker to Kingdom Come.
"I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."
Unfortunately for him, the cops didn't agree. (More at CJOnline.com )
Thanks for the mugshot Keith! *muah*
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