What do you do in your spare time? If that list includes taking ridiculous personality quizzes online or in magazines, we need to talk. It’s fine if you’d like to know if you’re a good kisser, or what purse correctly matches your personal style. But once you start profiling what kind of kitchen utensil you are and which animal your sexuality resembles…it’s time to take up an instrument.
Hopefully, though, you don’t take these things to heart like this couple in Phoenix. After a long night of drinking and alleged fighting, the young woman called 911 and said her husband was choking her. Further investigation revealed that, at some point, he had thrown a bunch of kitchen knives to the floor and foolishly requested that his wife stab him. According to New Times, she ended up only cutting his back a bit. Why? Fighting over a quiz in Cosmopolitan magazine. Good, at least we know they weren’t over reacting.
