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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Stupid Criminals: 911 Doesn't Care About Your Sandwich

By JJ Duncan on I've been to Subway enough times to know that if I want an edible sandwich, I have to make it VERY clear that I only want the tiniest bit of mayonaisse on my Cold Cut Trio.

Nothing is worse than biting into a footlong and feeling it coat your chin and shirt in that slimy discount mayo they smother all over a perfectly good sammich. I've complained. Once I even got a coupon for a free sandwich. But it never occurred to me that there might be a higher authority to whom I could voice my complaints.

I must not be nearly as clever as Reginald Peterson, the 42-year-old Florida man who became so angry with Subway's Sandwich Artists that he did take his complaints to a higher authority.

He dialed 911.

Then he dialed again when police didn't show up fast enough.

Then he got arrested for placing false 911 calls.

Peterson was not willing to compromise. His sandwich needed a police escort to be made correctly and he wasn't leaving until that's exactly what happened... or until police handcuffed him and threw him in a squad car.

Oh well, maybe the sous chefs down at County will be more attentive to the way old Reggie likes his sandwich made.

(Reginald Peterson's mug shot pictured above)

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Thursday, July 5, 2012

YOLO Doesn’t Apply To Gaming

Sunday, June 17th, 2012 • Filed under Assaults

Ready for another battle in the endless war of girlfriend vs. video games? Come on, guys, I know we’re not talking dragons or machine gun spaceships…but we are part of real life. Maybe you should check that place out.

An Oklahoma man living with his girlfriend and her kids found himself in a tight situation. He had planned for a night of quality time with his Xbox, but this was sabotaged when the children wanted to watch their shows on their single TV. His girlfriend took her kids’ side, and as a result was grabbed by the neck and thrown onto a couch (X, up, down, triangle). According to City Pages, she called the police, but the guy insisted that he “loves his girlfriend”. Probably to gain health points.


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