TX Man Sets New Personal Low: 4 DUIs in 2 Weeks

By JJ Duncan on Four DUIs in three states in two weeks and they let him out on a $200 bond.

Color me incredulous.

This is Caldwell, Tex. man Robert Hood's mugshot after he was arrested in Otoe County, Nebraska Sunday (July 14) morning. He had previously been arrested July 4 in Mitchell, S.D., July 7 in Deadwood, S.D., and again on July 8 in Platte County, Wyo.
It seems like it would take some real conscious effort to put together a driving record like that in less than two weeks. Either this guy is really dumb or really determined to prove he is the World's Drunkest Driver.

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And The Fourth House…

Monday, June 11th, 2012 • Filed under Theft

Maybe sometimes it’s not so much a case of dumb criminals as it is dumb crimes. I mean, maybe some of the heists are pulled of ingeniously. It’s just that the heists are the kind of thing taken seriously by absolutely nobody.

Like this one. Ever need 400,000 toothpicks? Here’s your guy. A manufacturer located in Athens was shocked to find that $3,000 worth of toothpicks had disappeared. Mysteriously so, because there were no signs of forced entry, according to Huffington Post. More suspicions as to the crook’s motives were cleared up when two of the factory’s employees reported seeing a man selling containers of toothpicks at the flea market. Now that sounds like a wild party scene.

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DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Epistoleasian David Tuason

By disgrasian on | From disgrasian.blogspot.com David Tuason: America's Most Wanted Pen Pal

Let's face it. Nobody writes letters any more. And that's just sad. We'd like to bring letter-writing back, so we present our DOTW this week in epistolary fashion:

Dear David,

You like writing letters? Us, too! Let's be friends.

pen pals 4eva,

DISGRASIAN

Dear David,

You also hate Clarence Thomas and Derek Jeter?! So do we!!! Clarence Thomas, because of Anita Hill and his wack-ass politics. Derek Jeter, cuz he's a Yankee. We have so much in common!

your partners in haterasian,

DISGRASIAN

Dear David,

You held a grudge for 20 years? Dayum, man. That's more hardcore than Jen's dad, who will disown you if you have, like, bad taste in movies. We're not sayin' that that's healthy or anything. But it is pretty darn Asian.

good luck with that,

DISGRASIAN

Dear David,

Hold up. You hate black people? And you wrote over 200 hate letters and emails to black men because a black guy "stole" your girlfriend 20 years ago? Duuude. You got problems. We are sooo not down with you. Neither is the U.S. justice system, which just sentenced you to three years in the clink.

enjoy prison,

DISGRASIAN

P.S. Forget about us writing to you in prison or, like, ever again. Because, like Jen's dad, we hold a pretty mean grudge ourselves. And once, as Heidi Klum would say, you're out, your ass is out, naw mean?

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Stupid Criminals: Teen Queen Edition Featuring Lindsey Evans

By Tatiana Guertin on If only Miss Louisiana Teen USA Lindsey Evans would have paid her $46.07 dinner tab she would still have her crown. But, proving that beauty queens are a little lacking in the brain department, Evans not only skipped out on her tab, but left her purse full of pot at the restaurant.

Rule #1 of the dine-and-dash: You should definitely remember to take your purse or wallet with you.

When Evans returned to the restaurant to grab her purse she was arrested on theft and charges of marijuana possession after police searched her bag and found a stash of pot.

Rule #1 of carrying pot on you: Don't commit a crime, if you do don't leave your pot behind with your personal information.

Come on! Is a little common sense too much to ask for in a beauty queen?

With only 10 days left on her reign Evans was stripped of her title. You can't say she didn't deserve it.

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Mom Steals Daughter's Identity to Become a Cheerleader

By JJ Duncan on When 33-year-old Wendy Brown showed up for high school cheerleader practice, a couple of the girls noticed she looked a little old for 15, but no one said anything.

"She did look a little insignificantly older, but you didn't want to question it," student Spencer Corpus told CBS News. "You just go aw, alright, whatever."

It turns out Brown, who has a criminal background involving identity theft, was posing as her daughter to pass herself off as a student at Ashwaubenon High near Greenbay, Wis. The plot sounds like something taken right out of a teen high school movie, but instead of ending on a big kiss, this plot ended with an arrest.

Brown was discovered when she failed to show up for school for four consecutive days and the check for her cheerleader uniform bounced.

When school officials investigated Brown's background, they found that her daughter was still living in Pahrump, Nevada.

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Joker Caught Stealing Batman Junk

By JJ Duncan on Thanks to the Internet, 20-year-old Spencer Taylor will have to live with this mug shot for the rest of his life.

It must have seemed like a good idea at the time. Go see "The Dark Knight" dressed like the Joker and rip off all the Batman goodies you can get your hands on.

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling ticket takers.

Taylor was physically restrained by employees until police could arrive. That's right boys and girls. In real life the Joker can't even handle the kid working the popcorn stand, nevermind a millionaire ninja in a bat mask.

After that he was arrested and booked on felony larceny and malicious destruction of property charges.

The Joker gets away with that stuff all the time in the movies, but head down to the theater and try this stunt and you too could end up with the mug shot of a lifetime.

Here's Spencer without his make-up, sporting that deer-in-the-headlights look instead.

(More at WWMT-TV )

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It’s A Crime They’re So Stupid…

By sbraccia on | From wncn.info   Like a perpetual motion machine that just keeps on running, we seem to have an endless supply of criminals who are not the brightest bulbs on the marquee of life… Check ‘em out in this latest edition of:   A STORYBOOK ENDING…. Generally, the art of burglary is best executed if you leave the place you’ve robbed once [...] Related Articles:

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