What to do when unsatisfied with the service at a bar? Whatever course of action you choose, please don’t harm or kill anything. And I’m not just talking about people.
When a customer was turned away at a bar due to an “alcohol problem”, he became angry. To express his emotions, he threw a dead groundhog and a dead grouse (??????) into the bar. According to HP, using small dead rodents as a form of revenge is actually very common. Still, clearly this guy had more of a problem than his drinking.
Maybe sometimes it’s not so much a case of dumb criminals as it is dumb crimes. I mean, maybe some of the heists are pulled of ingeniously. It’s just that the heists are the kind of thing taken seriously by absolutely nobody.
Like this one. Ever need 400,000 toothpicks? Here’s your guy. A manufacturer located in Athens was shocked to find that $3,000 worth of toothpicks had disappeared. Mysteriously so, because there were no signs of forced entry, according to Huffington Post. More suspicions as to the crook’s motives were cleared up when two of the factory’s employees reported seeing a man selling containers of toothpicks at the flea market. Now that sounds like a wild party scene.
The recent launch of the crime map site police.uk has received mixed reviews. Not only were many surprised by the data relating to their seemingly quiet little street, but it has now emerged that the crime map concept could have damaging effects on the property market.
According to property analysts, the pin-pointing of crime prone areas may lead to a further decrease in housing prices in those regions. We could see the reverse effects of the development of school catchment areas, which drove prices up by up to 20% in "good school" zones.
From a study compiled in 2004, it was found that higher crime rates in London led to lower house prices. However, the most influential types of crime on property pricing were visible felonies such as vandalism or graffiti.
Other commentators are less convinced that the police.uk website will have a major impact. Many argue that crime levels are already available as part of the buying process, while most people looking to buy are either familiar with the area, or have done their homework beforehand.
The primary effects of this simplified geo-guide to crime may be the concern instilled in many home-owners whose areas are not quite the isolated havens they had come to know. Many of the searches being carried out will surely be queries from curious residents hoping to find that they reside in a crime-free zone, and to wear that badge of honour with pride.
However, analysts are worried that the tool will become a common denominator in any house-hunting process, with comparisons between prospective street crime rates influencing the decision to a greater extent than ever before. Of course, crime has always been a major factor in determining the suitability of an area for potential buyers, but the new means of discerning the level of anti-social behaviour may skew house prices and repulse buyers unnecessarily.
Currently, the site covers only England and Wales, and so any skewed figures will be reduced to South of the Scottish border. In the meantime, realtors and commercial property consultants north of the border won't have to worry about the effects of easily accessed - and perhaps misleading - detrimental crime figures.
Harvey McEwan writes to offer information and advice on a variety of areas, from technology to holiday destinations. Read through Harvey's other articles here to find out more.
"Burglaries rise fast as economy goes slow"was the headline on the front page of the London Times newspaper on 29th June 2011.
This much anticipated 'recession crime wave' is set to have a significant impact on both domestic and international relocation services.
According to the Metropolitan Police there were big increases in robbery, burglary and motor vehicle crime in the past 12 months, with other Forces' Chief Constables claiming clear signs that burglary and robbery are "on the turn", with commentators anticipating that crime rates can only worsen as unemployment increases.
A couple of days after the Times article appeared, the figures covering May 2011 for the whole of England and Wales were published on the Police UK website. Type in your postcode and you will be shown a map detailing the month's crimes broken down into various categories.
Not for the faint hearted, particularly for urban dwellers. The stark data can make genteel Hampstead or Holland Park look like Beirut on a bad night, and pointing out that a certain level of crime is inevitable, particularly in built up areas, does little to reassure those of a nervous disposition.
Or indeed anyone relocating and researching destination areas.
Publication of these crime statistics started in December 2010, so we now have a full six months worth to analyse. So what can it tell us and how does it impact on relocation services?
On the face of it, not much. Unsurprisingly, built up areas tend to have more crime than rural ones.
However, if one analyses the increase in crime rates nationally between December 2010 and May 2011 and then compares any target area against this benchmark, a different picture emerges in many parts of the country with, in many instances and counter to generally held beliefs, greater increases on crime in the rural rather than urban areas.
Furthermore, if one establishes national benchmarks for crime rates in areas of similar population density i.e., comparing like with like, thereby putting the 'Beirut effect' into context, you can get a real indication of whether an area is on the up or the slide.
Clearly this is precisely the sort of qualitative information a relocating family, whether moving domestically or coming in from abroad, would want to know.
Not only is it highly relevant to the issue of lifestyle choice, but also, given the coming recession crime wave, property values. Areas where crime rates are increasing faster than elsewhere, or are greater than neighbourhoods with similar characteristics, could quite easily experience a negative impact on property values. All very pertinent information when deciding where you are going to make your biggest investment.
And, if Additional Housing Cost Allowance (AHCA)/Mortgage Disparity Assistance/Housing Cost Disparity payment is part of the relocation package, it is now surely essential that this is becomes factored into the calculation.
Traditionally the concept of 'neighbourhood desirability' (as defined by the Differential Suppliers) has been based on the relatively static assessment of the residents' demographic profiles. Potentially, the much more volatile crime data turns this assessment on its head.
The data is out there for anyone to access and, given the current economic climate, it is bound to increase in significance. Fortunately, with regular and meaningful analysis, it should develop into a valuable tool not only for the relocating family, but also the relocation professional.
For more information about this and to see mapped examples, please visit our website at www.prsco.co.uk
Nick Draycott
Director
PRS Consultants
Property Price Disparity Data Consultants
http://www.prsco.co.uk