Kid arrested for delivering pot-filled cookies totally innocent

By JJ Duncan on Christian Phillips was totally telling the truth when he said he was innocent of delivering pot-filled cookies to police officers.

Tests revealed the truth. Score one for the kid!

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Here's my original post (for which I'm now eating crow). I get it. You're young, you're out to have a good time, and hey, what's the harm in a little prank?Well, maybe if you're going to deliver pot-filled cookies in little baskets to police officers, do it BEFORE you turn 18!Christian Phillips is our latest stupid criminal. Under the guise of Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD), he dropped off the weed-stuffed goodies at not one, but two different cop stations. Reports are it wasn't subtle either.“It reeked of it,” said Lt. Thomas Cain, a Blue Mound police spokesman. “It wasn’t hard to tell. Anyone that’s been around marijuana before would have known.”(Pictured above: Christian Phillips)
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YOLO Doesn’t Apply To Gaming

Sunday, June 17th, 2012 • Filed under Assaults

Ready for another battle in the endless war of girlfriend vs. video games? Come on, guys, I know we’re not talking dragons or machine gun spaceships…but we are part of real life. Maybe you should check that place out.

An Oklahoma man living with his girlfriend and her kids found himself in a tight situation. He had planned for a night of quality time with his Xbox, but this was sabotaged when the children wanted to watch their shows on their single TV. His girlfriend took her kids’ side, and as a result was grabbed by the neck and thrown onto a couch (X, up, down, triangle). According to City Pages, she called the police, but the guy insisted that he “loves his girlfriend”. Probably to gain health points.

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Cop Fired For Extorting Coffee from Starbucks

By JJ Duncan on He hasn't been charged, but he failed a polygraph, was fired and extortion is criminal and YES it is stupid to say the following to a Starbucks clerk:

"If something happens, either we can respond really fast or we could respond really slow. I've been coming here for years and I've been getting whatever I want. I'm the difference between you getting a two minute response time, if you needed a little help, or a fifteen minute response time."

Those are the alleged words of Lt. Major Garvin, of Daytona Fla. The rogue officer reportedly hit up the coffee shop up to six times a day for his complimentary java fix.

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Parenting Level 0

Monday, June 4th, 2012 • Filed under Uncategorized

Ladies and gentleman, please give a warm round of applause to our newest entry in the Mother Of The Year contest! This year’s competition is in honor of….never mind.  I can’t make Casey Anthony jokes; my mom would kill me.

In case her fluorescent pink hair and young age weren’t proof enough of her terrible mothering skills, a Phoenix women was having a bit of trouble bringing home her one month old son. And by a bit of trouble, I mean she drove away with him on the roof. According to Project 961, she had put his baby carrier up there and forgotten about it. This might have suspiciously had something to do with all the beer and pot she and her boyfriend had employed beforehand. Luckily, the child wasn’t hurt, and police arrived at Pinky’s house after receiving calls reporting an abandoned baby. That’s baby, not Christmas tree.

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“Too Late To Apologize”

Sunday, May 20th, 2012 • Filed under Assaults

It’s that time of year again, ladies and gentleman: Creepy Couple Competition. My entry is the pair of slightly angsty middle schoolers who referred to each other as “Pudding Cup” in their duration of couple-dom. Feel free to hate on the love in the comments below.

This kind of thing exists in the celebrity world as well. Eddie Fisher, the drummer for One Republic, had been dating a Playboy model. The good life, right? According to Westword, they had gotten into a fight that resulted in bruises and scrapes, as well as the bathroom sink ending up on the floor. There is a lot of dispute surrounding who actually hit who, but I assume a drummer would have the better aim.

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Uncle Gives 1-Year-Old Beer Because 'He's a Champ!'

By JJ Duncan on Hey, I don't care if you think "he can handle it," don't give beer to your infant nephew.
On June 25, 2008, Richard H. Valens, 44, of Muncie, Ind. gave beer to a one-year-old, claiming he could "handle it" because "he's a champ." His girlfriend tried to stop him, so of course he punched her in the face, took off in her SUV and screamed threats and obsceneties while fleeing the scene.

Upon being arrested when he returned a short time later he quipped: "I've been in prison. Send me back, I don't ------- care."

*sigh*

In the real of stupid criminal actions, you couldn't do much worse. Let's take a look at the charges Valens racked up in this little dust-up.
Domestic batteryAuto theftNeglect of a dependentAll three are Class D felonies carrying maximum three-year prison term.

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MR. MOJO & HOW TO GET A FREE FUNERAL - WTF

How to get a free funeral! Toledo police have arrested a 57-year-old Michigan man and charged him with abuse of a corpse for allegedly "fondling" a woman's body at a west-side funeral home. Also, man calls 911 to report he's invisible, Hidden meth lab in nursing home, a weird church burglary,...

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