How mad have you gotten at your neighbor? Angry enough to lose your breakfast over it? And I’m not talking about the gross reverse digestion way, but actually get rid of your perfectly good breakfast. This guy knows what I’m talking about.
A South Carolina man was caught rubbing buttered toast all over his neighbor’s SUV window. Seems like a foolproof plan, how did he get caught? According to MSN, He just dropped the toast a few feet away from the car and made his departure, causing a nearby woman to notice and call the police. The police charged the now hungry man with “malicious damage to property” and estimated the cost of damage to be about $1. Time for a low-carb diet maybe?
