What do you guys think about sausage? I suppose it’s better than a hot dog, which in turn is better than bologna (which is basically giant hot dog slices?). And no matter what, it has to be better than Lunchables *shudder*.
No matter your opinion, sausage was a huge disappointment for this Phoenix man. He attempted to rob two large businesses, first an Ace Hardware and then a Safeway. He put his hand under his shirt to look like a gun, but the cashier was not fooled and calmly said “no” to his request for money. Equally unsuccessful was his attempt to rob a Safeway, which resulted in him being escorted out of the building. According to Phoenix New Times, he waited a few minutes before returning into the store to snag a small breakfast sausage and was therefore charged with shoplifting. I guess all that failing worked up an appetite.
