If you’re a girl, you’ve probably spent most of your youth dreaming of your wedding day. If you’re a guy, you’ve probably spent most of your youth dreading it (I mean that’s it, pal, game over). However, I doubt anyone has fantasized about this happening.
A young woman invited a long-time friend to her afternoon wedding reception, apparently without knowing that he had a long-time mental illness. As a rather delayed proclamation of his love, he set his pit-bull mix on the guests and then beat up the groom with a set of brass knuckles. According to Westword blogs, he managed to get away and has caused the bride’s sister to sleep with a gun beside her. Honestly, a useless kitchen contraption from the Target gift registry would have sufficed.