Math question of the day. What is the result when you add alcohol, Taylor Swift, and Crocs together? No, not the world’s scariest teenage girl. (Obviously that’s the reinvented Miley Cyrus).
This story right here. A man known for co-founding the offensive footwear known as Crocs continued his less-than-necessary contribution to the world by being charged with a DUI. Emphasis on the I. After cursing out the officer who pulled him over, he claimed to have Taylor Swift for a girlfriend. According to Westword, when asked where she was, he pointed to a nearby backyard and said “Nashville”. Doesn’t get more believable than that.
