Burritos are highly revered by the internet and college students everywhere, and it’s easy to see why. Every necessary food group–cheese, meat, rice, and cheese–is all wrapped up in the Spanish equivalent of bread. Just don’t look inside; burritos are much less appealing disassembled (like people).
They’re also a hit with drunk drivers, apparently. When a young man in Minnesota was arrested for drunk driving, he refused to comply with the police until he had finished his burrito, which had been spilling all over his lap. At first he bribed the officer with an offer of $1,000 to let him go home and sleep, but eventually relinquished and blew a .284—a measure over three times the state limit. According to City Pages, the mischief wasn’t quite over yet. The crook also urinated in his cell, and then flipped off the camera in his mug shot. Woah, too much class to handle.
