Nature. A wonderful place full of flora and fauna that can all fit into one of three categories: cute, pretty, or freaking deadly. Kind of like women, except for some of those can fit into all three. Read on for a story that involves both.
A lady in Florida was investigated after calling the police to ask an incredibly important question: where in the woods she should urinate? I mean, the whole place is kinda one giant public restroom (every germophobe’s nightmare). The cops were suspicious and paid her a visit, only to find that she wasn’t in the woods at all. According to Citypages, she was found sitting on her front porch guzzling a beer. When the police looked in her cooler, they found a handgun. Further investigation concluded that the prank-caller was intoxicated with meth, and now she’ll have to find a restroom in jail.
