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Showing posts with label Youre. Show all posts

Friday, August 17, 2012

The Cool Mom: You’re Doing It Wrong

Sunday, July 8th, 2012 • Filed under Assaults, Drugs, Drunks

Let’s just take a moment to admire all of our mothers and their uniquely wonderful qualities. Who else in your life is a chef who works as a full-time chauffeur and is a doctor or referee when needed, with some psychiatry going on the side? Extra points if she’s one of the few who didn’t run out and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey.

And even more points if she’s not this woman from Houston who threw a party for her middle schooler and three friends. Sounds innocent enough, right? Well, just add some beer, weed, and a butcher knife. According to Houston Press, a woman came to pick up her kid and found the host drunk off her butt. When confronted, she began punching and hitting the poor sober mother. Then, as if a point hadn’t been made, she retrieved an enormous knife from the kitchen and began making threats. Luckily, the other woman picked up her daughter and left safely. Another teen, unfortunately, had to be hospitalized for too much alcohol. Too bad people can’t be hospitalized for too much idiocy.


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Monday, May 21, 2012

Girl Power: You’re Doing It Wrong

Sunday, April 29th, 2012 • Filed under Arson, Assaults

Sadly, marriage isn’t forever anymore. Divorce isn’t forever either (Though I’m not suggesting Kim Kardashian was really that guy’s soulmate. Or anyone’s.). So what’s the solution?

BURN IT ALL. According to Houston Press, a young woman starting by giving her husband a sensual massage, and ended by setting him afire. And not metaphorically. Turns out the oil she had been rubbing him with was actually gasoline, which came in handy when she put one of the romance-inducing candles to his skin. He was rushed to the hospital as their home burned down. Evidence suggests that the attempted murder was premeditated, and our little Chicago wannabe was arrested on charges of arson and aggravated assault.


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