If you’re using razorblades for something other than shaving, we need to have a talk. If you’re eating razorblades, we NEED to have a talk. If you’re eating drugstore doughnuts, we need to have a TALK.
Unfortunately, co-workers in Utah have done all three. A man and a woman filed a fake police report against a nearby drugstore, after allegedly filling purchased doughnuts with small razorblades and then consuming them. This was in order to get paid by the drugstore. Worse, they made a fellow Dollar Tree employee try one as well. According to Huff Post, the flaw in their plan presented itself when policeman realized the drugstore doughnuts had been packaged in another state and shipped. Seriously, said the vegan, just eat some broccoli.
