Interesting how many parents name their kids after what they want them to be. That’s probably where you get poor suckers like Abraham Lincoln Jones, or Einstein Matthews. But, I mean, if that’s acceptable, why not take it further? I’ll give birth to Secret Agent and Rock Star.
According to The Smoking Gun, Fellony committed a felony. Yes. A young woman named Felony was arrested after attacking another woman with a glass in a bar fight after a dancing mishap. Which, I mean, is pretty BA. Her name could have been Loiter or DUI which would not make AS sexy a movie scene as this crime.
