"If something happens, either we can respond really fast or we could respond really slow. I've been coming here for years and I've been getting whatever I want. I'm the difference between you getting a two minute response time, if you needed a little help, or a fifteen minute response time."
Those are the alleged words of Lt. Major Garvin, of Daytona Fla. The rogue officer reportedly hit up the coffee shop up to six times a day for his complimentary java fix.
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